Monday, November 22, 2010

Rebel Yell: Part 1

So Ladies and Gentlemen. This here is a continuation of Revenge of the Rebels. Since I started this series in grade nine, I've gotten older, hornier, and more cynical. Let's see where it takes me.

So although high school ends, judgement and drama do not. People stay the same but now released from the confines of high school every single thing you hated about your friends has been magnified by about a thousand. They're stupid, they're immature, and you have an immesurable amount of time in which to become annoyed by them. Could life get any better? Oh yeah, and they're also getting kind of fat.

Does that happen to everybody you ask? Who knows. But we've all noticed that almost every girl you knew in high school has gained at least twenty pounds. Which is awesome if you hated her. And to be frank, I bet you did.

If you're lucky (unlike me), your main group of friends consists of only one sex. Your own. However, since we all know Fate likes to spin her little web and laugh when the results leave us writhing on the floor in an extreme amount of physical, mental and emotional pain, you're probably like me. Co-ed bitches. So not only do you get to witness the magnification of all your friends less than stellar traits, you get to witness the odd and often insurmountable mating rituals of the average 18-20 year old. Try not to commit suicide. The sooner you get out, the sooner you'll be able to move on to college and witness the odd and often insurmountable mating rituals of the average college kid. Have fun getting drunk and hanging yourself in your dorm room kiddies.

Make sure you at least get laid first.
I know I won't...
To the slutty girl. People will try to judge you. But if you're happy, safe, and not hurting anyone, you're not doing anything wrong. Let no one make you feel guilty.~~~~

History of the Post:

A couple of years ago(in grade nine) I started writing these little personal articles called Revenge of the Rebels. I wrote about three of four of them(just randomly typed them up on my computer) I never had them published or showed them to anyone.

A few weeks ago, I was going through a bunch of old files I had transferred from my old computer to my laptop, when I came across my Revenge of the Rebel series and decided to write a more recent one. It was pretty spontaneous, and I wrote in the same I wrote the old ones, as if speaking to an audience, and with a little dedication at the bottom to whomever I thought needed it.

As you can see, I think people are way too judgemental. I may not be a sexually promiscuous person, but I do believe that people have the right to make their own choices, without judgement.

(pic from studio mme on etsy)

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