Tuesday, September 13, 2011

Fuck My Life. Or Not. Whatever.

Sooo, telling that girl at work that I'm a virgin was obviously a HEINOUS mistake. Why am I so fucking stupid? And why is it such a big deal? And how [HOW???] does someone think they're doing an adequate of convincing you to have sex while telling you a) I'm pregnant and b) btw, this dude gave me chlamydia???

Maybe I'm a huge snob, but I've always believed that I was smarter than most of the people I met, whether that pertained to actual intelligence, or just being emotionally stable. But that whole conversation just reaffirmed it for me.

Yup. I'm a huge snob.

And I don't fucking care.

Today's Lesson: Just because you know you're not perfect, doesn't mean you can't love yourself.

Current Music: Bloody Sunday by U2

Saturday, September 3, 2011


I remember sleeping over at your house once. You were five and I was seven. I was wide awake and there you were next to me, peacefully sleeping with your thumb in your mouth. I remember sticking my thumb into my mouth, hoping it would help me fall asleep. It didn't, but it was salty and I guess that was nice.

It cracks me up when I think about the fact that you only stopped sucking your thumb a few years ago, and even more when I think about the fact that it was only a little before that that your mom threw your pacifier away.

I'll miss you, and I wish we were still friends like we used to be. I love you, and inspite of everything that's happened over the years, you were still my favorite person.

Friday, September 2, 2011

The Boy Who Cried Wolf...And Other Lies People Tell Themselves

Sometimes I think girls are like little lost puppies, wandering around, lonely and aimless, until some guy comes along, scoops us up and takes us home.

How depressing (and accurate) a thought is that?

Today's Lesson: Girls Suck, guys suck, life sucks.

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