That awkward moment when you use your webcam to film yourself dancing...and you're just as awesome a dancer as you thought you were :)

Craziness

Crazy Thing 1: When I was in sixth grade, one of my friends told me that she saw an episode of Dr. Phil that recommended snapping an elastic band on your wrist to help yourself stop swearing. Now, 20 years old, and thinking that I needed to get over someone ASAP, I got an elastic band (one of those huge ones they use for produce at grocery stores) and every single time I entertain a romantic thought about him, I snap it. HARD.

Crazy Thing 2: IT'S ACTUALLY WORKING.

Today's Epic Quote

What did the egg say to the boiling water?... You're gonna have to give me a minute to get hard, I just got laid by some chick.

Hidden Kisses and Thimbles: I Don't Believe In All These Things

I don't believe in soulmates. I believe that you choose who you want to be with, then you make it work. Done.

...I wish I could find the poem that I mentioned in the title. It's the only seriously lovey-dovey poem I've ever written, and it was REALLY freaking good for a first attempt.

Hidden Kisses and Thimbles: Angels

Angels fly
With ruffled feathers
Through stormy skies
But carry on

And as those angels,
Sad and bitter,
Chained but free,
Keep pressing on,

So shall we.

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This one's for the strongest person I know.